How to avoid crying when chopping onions
1) Have a sharp knife (unless you're Italian)
2) Wet your knife, cutting board and cheeks to bind
3) Cut under the vent, or with a fan pointing sideways
OR
4) Keep blowing on the onions while you're cutting or near the board to blow the sulfuric acid droplets away from your face
1) Have a sharp knife (unless you're Italian)
2) Wet your knife, cutting board and cheeks to bind
3) Cut under the vent, or with a fan pointing sideways
OR
4) Keep blowing on the onions while you're cutting or near the board to blow the sulfuric acid droplets away from your face
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People will say this is a bug, but when everybody around you is on ketamine, that's how a conversation is like.
Engineers probably listened to this and were like: "Nailed it!"
Engineers probably listened to this and were like: "Nailed it!"
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Every generation ends up fetishizing German soldiers in a way or another.
Boomers had gay nazis in leather and boots.
Then came the East Germany clean-shaven homochad marching in a green uniform.
I'm telling you, this round of Bundeswehr recruits are all softy fluffy subs with mommy issues. Gen-Alpha will grow up with AI-generated German soldiers wearing stockings under the uniform and blushing if you call them "Good boy". Trust me.
Boomers had gay nazis in leather and boots.
Then came the East Germany clean-shaven homochad marching in a green uniform.
I'm telling you, this round of Bundeswehr recruits are all softy fluffy subs with mommy issues. Gen-Alpha will grow up with AI-generated German soldiers wearing stockings under the uniform and blushing if you call them "Good boy". Trust me.
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