Me, staring at Torre UniCredit:

"Qua un giorno sarà tutta campagna"

Reject Modernity.
Reject Tradition.

A corollary to this is that every social media post starting with "Why is nobody talking about X??!???!!!?" can be safely ignored

Ricordatore che il 22 Settembre c'è Sciopero Generale per fare pressione sul governo per sospendere il supporto economico al genocidio in Palestina.

Come aderire:

* Quando suona la sveglia, premete Stop e giratevi dall'altra parte.
* (opzionale) Colazione alle 11 con cornetto e caffè

Have we considered that a company that clearly does not understand how to use spoons might not be the best equipped to operate such a large amount of capital?

Листівка

Me explaining to foreigners why south of my town Panissa is a chickpea pudding and north of my town Panissa is a risotto with beans and salami

If a ragazzett was to write a message on a bullet, what would you write to confuse the mainstream media the most?

Anti-work Northeners will write an endless flow of words to explain why people are tired of working. Alienation, Capitalism, Exploitation, bla bla bla

STOP MAKING EXCUSES BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK.

You don't need excuses. Hating work is the norm. It's not an exception. Lazyness is sacred. If you want to chill, you don't need a justification. Don't feel compelled to explain why. Just don't do the thing. Don't ask for permission.

Be proud of your lazyness.

Is it really possible for a "I schedule my sex on Notion" boy and a "my dick has a FOSS license" girl to be in a relationship?

I'm not sure if the 👎are saying it's not possible, if they are people who schedule their sex on Google Calendar, or if they are just transphobic

If David Graeber was a horse

Your sysadmin on the first day of strike