Andare da VC e techbro e dirgli: "e se uno si butta dal ponte ti butti anche tu?" per vedere l'effetto che fa.
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Oggi un sacco di sedie. E in questo momento sono seduto su una sedia. Coincidenze?
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>Be Hsu Ching-Kuang
>Be CEO of a small company in Taiwan
>Another morning of this boring ass job
>Get to the office
>"Gold Apollo", it says on the entrance. Gold my ass, this is all grey
>Sit at your desk
>Start responding to email of suppliers
>What does it mean you can't deliver because all your workers jumped from the window? Fucking incompentent monkeys
>*knock knock*
>"Come in"
>oh god, it's the annoying intern again, what the fuck is he here for now
>"Sir, I think there's something you should know"
>"Speak, I don't have the whole day"
>...
>"ISRAEL DID WHAT?????"
>Be CEO of a small company in Taiwan
>Another morning of this boring ass job
>Get to the office
>"Gold Apollo", it says on the entrance. Gold my ass, this is all grey
>Sit at your desk
>Start responding to email of suppliers
>What does it mean you can't deliver because all your workers jumped from the window? Fucking incompentent monkeys
>*knock knock*
>"Come in"
>oh god, it's the annoying intern again, what the fuck is he here for now
>"Sir, I think there's something you should know"
>"Speak, I don't have the whole day"
>...
>"ISRAEL DID WHAT?????"
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Dovrei organizzare corsi di "gaslighting ai manager" e "manipolazione etica dell'HR" brandizzati @tecnomemi. Farei i soldi.
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There are only two genders:
* working until 11:30 AM, fueled by coffee
* working from 5PM, fueled by an early yet abudant shot of Russian Standard Platinum silver-filtered vodka
* working until 11:30 AM, fueled by coffee
* working from 5PM, fueled by an early yet abudant shot of Russian Standard Platinum silver-filtered vodka
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