Excuse me, what the actual fuck

Remember it's ok to shoplift as long as you don't do it in a mom and pop shop :3

I got the night shift again but I was left with a different coworker this time
We've been chatting and it turns out he's into psychedelics too

Nice!

yeag

whatever it is, they are probably guilty

I was debloating my phone and I came across a package named "com.hihonor.brain" and I disabled it
Does that mean i lobotomized my phone?

Adding to this, yes
I can bark irl :)

I lost my fucking eye drops 🫠

My grandma used to need some specific eye drops due to her cataract's

We ended up getting some in Argentina out of all places because they were about a third of the price and a friend was there for a ⚽ match anyways (which got cancelled last minute)

Now she still needs some drops, but the ones you can get without a prescription, and only if she is in pain


In other words, I hope you get more

I use eye drops when I get stoned to avoid getting weird looks