Hello, son.

We have audited your schoolwork for the last five months.

We know you cheated on your latest math test.

You will be imprisoned in your room until we say so.

Your phone will be taken as well.

Your friends will be questioned about their involvement.

Your browsing history's safety is unknown.

Glory to Parenting.

(A note appears from under your bedroom door)

FRIEND - PHONE IS SAFE - YOU PASSED THE TEST BUT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISE

SUBSTITUTE TEACHER NOT COOPERATIVE - CHEATING ACTIVITIES HINDERED

WE CANNOT PROVIDE FURTHER SUPPORT - PHONE WILL BE TAKEN TO MY HOUSE - GOOD LUCK