It can't take us more than 2 weeks to capture Tehran.

A UPDF Brigade is enough for that job.

We affirm that our fingers are on the trigger for direct military intervention in any of the following cases:

The joining of any alliances with America and Israel against the Islamic Republic of Iran and the Axis of Jihad and Resistance.

The use of the Red Sea for hostile operations by America and Israel against the Islamic Republic of Iran and any Muslim country.

The continuation of escalation against the Islamic Republic of Iran and the Axis of Jihad and Resistance.

Last night, an alleged member of the Jewish Defense League—designated by the FBI as a "known violent extremist organization"—attempted to blow up the home of Nerdeen Kiswani in a chilling act of political violence and an apparent assassination plot.

The defendant allegedly planned to flee to Israel following the attack.

This comes amidst an alarming rise in threats and violence across the country targeting Palestinian human rights advocates.

I don't think they're aliens, I think they're demons anyway.