Hello world!

We are Swingoons or @swingschool goons.
We write sarcastic songs, shoot comic sketches, and make fun of ourselves... mostly...

Our very first release is here: a little song of introduction.
Stick around — the fun is just beginning.

So, that’s it — all the advice from marketers and AI on a silly hello-post is done with. Now it’s just swing and hardcore… I mean, proper content!

And as everyone knows, for a successful endeavor, you need the right instructions and proper supervision. That’s why you should always obey your dance teacher, for they are the most righteous!

No arguing and complete obedience — that’s the key to success on the path to psychological trauma enlightenment!

There’s nothing easier in dance than leading! Just control your own body, transmit impulses perfectly to another body, listen to the music while recognizing its structure, plan the dance, watch the space around you, smile…

What could be simpler! Then why is it that in every new group there are so many clumsy ones who only want to complain!

Just pick the nearest school and go dance already, you lazy asses!

Do you want to feel real pain? — Sign up for a dance school!
And on your way to the first class, “warm up” with a visit to the dentist.

There’s always one in the family: the champion at everything, but a complainer at heart.

In a world filled with so many different selves, agreement seems unattainable… and at times, it really is.

I don't care what they say... PAIN CAKE IS REAL!

- Do you really need a separate pair of shoes for every chorus?
- Or maybe you don’t need a babe who dances Lindy?
- Sorry, honey! Let's sell this table and buy a new pair?

Beginners, don’t be too harsh on our dances! They’re very sensitive and get offended even by the truth!

We told you, we only dance improvisation! So don’t even try to test us!

No one’s trying to force you onto the dance floor! But let's go!

If it works once, it should work later!

- Dancing isn’t about sex!
- Whatever you say, honey!

- That's a great cool group jazz dance!
- But Frankie said...

Для всех желающих искренне спеть начинашковый блюз - 4 января старт первого онлайн-потока желающих научиться танцевать свинг в @swingschool.

Подробности и запись - в ноябре на https://online.swing.school

My dear students, there’s a dance competition this weekend — please take part. Nothing terrible can possibly happen there…