Forwarded from [anywhere] Department of Ferrets, Memetics, Cognitohazards and чіназес (▼ Sunworth Thunarsson (Ukko))
4chan: (on her deathbed) I got so carried away, over the years.. I kind of lost sight of what I used to be. What we used to be. Everything just... happened so fast. And (chud expression forming on her face) our split was completely for the better. You stupid bitch.
Tumblr: (lets out a small gasp, holds up a spork tenderly) Did this... mean nothing to you?
4chan: (makes pained trollface expression) Hah.. Got you one last time... Listen. You were always.. one of the oldfags.. and I'm sorry I didn't make that more clear... Oh... I think it's happening... (Suddenly image of Jack Black flashes across her vision) Chicken Jockey... (Dies)
Tumblr: We were supposed to be together swagever...
Tumblr: (lets out a small gasp, holds up a spork tenderly) Did this... mean nothing to you?
4chan: (makes pained trollface expression) Hah.. Got you one last time... Listen. You were always.. one of the oldfags.. and I'm sorry I didn't make that more clear... Oh... I think it's happening... (Suddenly image of Jack Black flashes across her vision) Chicken Jockey... (Dies)
Tumblr: We were supposed to be together swagever...
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