کاش گربه بودم.

I don't know where I stole this from
sorry

disclaimer:
my baby hasn't killed any birds in her entire life.
she has murdered several flies, moths, butterflies and a cockroach though.

10/10 good girl
she's a talented hunter for sure.

oh no, I should study this Feminism thing to stay as far away from it as possible!

"wtf is this"

you guys have no idea how much I resemble the second part of this meme right now.

See her face
Everyday
See her face
It doesn't help me

Think of her
Everyday
Think of her
It doesn't help me

She's so high
She's so high
She's so high
I want to crawl all over her

this song kinda makes me wish I had a girlfriend

Street's like a jungle
So call the police
Following the herd
Down to Greece
On holiday
Love in the nineties
Is paranoid
On sunny beaches
Take your chances
Looking for

Girls who want boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love

Today is my birthday.
Another year of surviving this bitch 🦾💀