The Holidays for 7/4/2023 are:
Alice in Wonderland Day,
Independence Day,
Independence From Meat Day,
Indivisible Day,
Invisible Day,
Jackfruit Day,
National Barbecue Day,
National Barbecued Spareribs Day,
National Caesar Salad Day,
National Country Music Day,
Sidewalk Egg Frying Day.

ALICE IN WONDERLAND DAY

I'm so tired I could die

so, so what?
I'm still a rockstar
I've got my rock moves
and I don't need you

and guess what?
I'm having more fun
and now that we're done
I'm gonna show you

tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
and you're a tool

so, so what?
I am a rockstar
I got my rock moves
and I don't want you tonight

I'M GETTING MY FIRST PAYCHECK ON SUNDAY

IT'S 13 MILLION TOMANS equivalent to 260 US dollars

My, my
At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender
Oh yeah
And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way
The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itself

Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo, promise to love you forevermore
Waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo, knowing my fate is to be with you
Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo, finally facing my Waterloo

My, my
I tried to hold you back but you were stronger
Oh yeah
And now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight
And how could I ever refuse?
I feel like I win when I lose

welcome to the 1970s

Hey man, bet you can't treat me right
You just don't know what you was missin' last night
I wanna see you beggin', say, "Forget it" just for spite

I think of you every night and day
You took my heart, and you took my pride away

I hate myself for loving you
Can't break free from the things that you do

I wanna walk but I run back to you
That's why I hate myself for loving you

People crave honesty right up until the moment they hear it.
You don't want honesty, you just like the idea of it.
The second I tell them how I really feel about going on a trip they get mad. Sorry hun, you don't get to ask for honesty and get mad at me for doing so in the same breath.