That beautiful moment when you come out of the shower only to see you have no clean inside-friendly pants to put on

By inside-friendly I mean something comfortable. "Home" clothes. You know?

Thought I ran into you down on the street
Then it turned out to only be a dream

I made a point to burn all of the photographs
She went away, and then I took a different path
I remember the face, but I can't recall the name
Now I wonder how Whatsername has been

Seems that she disappeared without a trace
Did she ever marry ol' Whatshisface?
I made a point to burn all of the photographs
She went away, and then I took a different path
I remember the face, but I can't recall the name
Now I wonder how Whatsername has been

Remember
Whatever
It seems like forever ago
Remember
Whatever
It seems like forever ago

The regrets
Are useless in my mind
She's in my head, I must confess
The regrets
Are useless in my mind
She's in my head, so long ago

And in the darkest night
If my memory serves me right
I'll never turn back time
Forgetting you, but not the time

SHARK SLIDERS

I thought my sore throat was healed but lo and behold it transformed into a full-blown sickness. Now it also hurts when I swallow anything, I feel cold, and I'm tired as hell without doing anything.

My parents are both sick too. We're a sick family celebrating the new year shaky and sniffly.

بعد از ۲۰ سال رفتم بیمارستان سرم زدم. همیشه برام سوال بود چه حسی داره :))
حس خاصی نداشت :|

Telegram translate is a bit weird on this one, so just to let you know, I'm talking about getting drips, not hitting my head.

نوروز همگی پیروز. 🪴🪻
اغلب اهمیت نمی‌دم من به جشن و اینا ولی اگه قراره یه بهونه واسه خوشی داشته باشم، چرا باید بزنم زیرش؟ واقعاً به این بهونه‌ها نیاز داریم این اواخر.
خوش بگذرونین، دنیا دو روزه.

Reddit roast

Forgiveness can be healing. Guess what? Forgiveness can take the form of “I wish you well and release you from any obligations to me and vice versa. I hereby declare ‘bygones’ between us… from a safe distance that does not mean inviting you back into my life.”

via Captain Awkward

I think what I have is Covid because I can't taste/smell anything now :/

everything tastes like different versions of water

Italian chronicler Agnolo di Tura recorded his experience from Siena, where plague arrived in May 1348:

Father abandoned child, wife husband, one brother another; for this illness seemed to strike through the breath and sight. And so they died. And none could be found to bury the dead for money or friendship. Members of a household brought their dead to a ditch as best they could, without priest, without divine offices ... great pits were dug and piled deep with the multitude of dead. And they died by the hundreds both day and night ... And as soon as those ditches were filled more were dug ... And I, Agnolo di Tura ... buried my five children with my own hands. And there were also those who were so sparsely covered with earth that the dogs dragged them forth and devoured many bodies throughout the city. There was no one who wept for any death, for all awaited death. And so many died that all believed it was the end of the world.