"You are at my mercy, and I have none."

yes 🤤🥳

Wash your face, 'cause you're covered in glue
Stop acting like you've got something to prove
You're afraid you're gonna die with nothing to do
So you're contemlating going back to school
...Alright.

⚠️ SPOILER ALERT for "Severance" (2022 Sci-fi/Mystery series)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS SERIES IS INSANE I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR SEASON 2!!!!!
SERIOUSLY IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED SEVERANCE YET GO DO IT NOW BECAUSE YOU'RE TOTALLY FUCKING MISSING OUT!!!!!

guess who's fucked up their throat somehow

I was getting better yesterday and now all I can do is cough

neighbor walking her fox in the sims

I had to phone someone, so I picked on you
Hey, that's far out, so you heard him too!
Switch on the TV, we may pick him up on channel two
Look out your window, I can see his light
If we can sparkle, he may land tonight
Don't tell your poppa or he'll get us locked up in fright

There's a Starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a Starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

With the roar of the fire, my heart rose to its feet
Like the ashes of ash I saw rise in the heat
Settle soft and as pure as snow
I fell in love with the fire long ago

With each love I cut loose, I was never the same
Watching still living roots be consumed by the flame
I was fixed on your hand of gold
Laying waste to my lovin' long ago

That beautiful moment when you come out of the shower only to see you have no clean inside-friendly pants to put on

By inside-friendly I mean something comfortable. "Home" clothes. You know?

Thought I ran into you down on the street
Then it turned out to only be a dream

I made a point to burn all of the photographs
She went away, and then I took a different path
I remember the face, but I can't recall the name
Now I wonder how Whatsername has been

Seems that she disappeared without a trace
Did she ever marry ol' Whatshisface?
I made a point to burn all of the photographs
She went away, and then I took a different path
I remember the face, but I can't recall the name
Now I wonder how Whatsername has been

Remember
Whatever
It seems like forever ago
Remember
Whatever
It seems like forever ago

The regrets
Are useless in my mind
She's in my head, I must confess
The regrets
Are useless in my mind
She's in my head, so long ago

And in the darkest night
If my memory serves me right
I'll never turn back time
Forgetting you, but not the time