She loves playing catch, but I wish she retrieved the toy as well :D

I want a shark plushie

It's only when you're explaining everything to your therapist that you realize how fucked up the things you have done actually are.

Getting 3rd degree burns waiting in the bus stop? Nah, imma walk to the next stop so I can sit in the shade.

Ended up biking there and listening to this track the whole time:

mosquitos have bitten my ass

I wanna rip my heart out and feed it to stray dogs

if we stop stressing about being fuckable all the time, we save a lot of energy and we can focus on things that actually matter, like the planet, black eyeliners and french fries.