> decides to go out for fun for the first time this week
> a fucking rainstorm comes onme: *gets home after being out with friends*
my cat: hold up give me your pants
my cat: * s n i f f *
my cat: okay we cool homie
my cat: hold up give me your pants
my cat: * s n i f f *
my cat: okay we cool homie
It's only when you're explaining everything to your therapist that you realize how fucked up the things you have done actually are.
Getting 3rd degree burns waiting in the bus stop? Nah, imma walk to the next stop so I can sit in the shade.