Professor Zoom Tells The Flash His Greatest Secret

everything feels strange today.

Jazz version I guess

Every week I go to my therapist and try to be less impulsive afterwards and every week I come back and be like "girl you're NOT gonna believe what happened this week-"

Here we go again. *sigh*

if you got it I love you

das some gud shit

I shouldn't be allowed to make decisions when I'm horny.

which is like, %80 of the time.

I bought breakfast and now ya girl is officially broke.

I'm not kidding btw, I have 8000 Tomans in my credit card which is equal to something like 2 cents.

Well, Vinnie was a hustler out of Amsterdam
He ran the drug cartel in Tinseltown
They found him in a Cadillac
Bludgeoned with a baseball bat
In the name of misery
***
Well, hellhounds on your trail now once again, boy
It's groping on your leg until it sleeps
The emptiness will fill your soul with sorrow
'Cause it's not what you make, it's what you leave

all dressed up and ready to make the first mistake of the day 💪🏼

i got my fat ass a donut and a big fucking chocolate cake 🍩🍰😔