Iranian condom advertisement

translation of the text:
"prevent accidents before they happen."

برای دوام بیش‌تر، خود را بدوزید.

رفتم مغازه‌ی سر کوچه. مغازه‌دار منو «خانوم» صدا نکرد، بهم گفت «همسایه». نمی‌دونم چرا بیش‌تر خوشم اومد :))

Don't hit yourself with my hands darling. You only make yourself more pathetic.

Sigh. Hindsight is a bitch.

02:30

Should I apologize for using "curse words" in an argument when I'm not aiming it at anybody? I don't think so.

I really want to know who owns this thing. It has two of my favourite animated movies AND my favourite color on it.

#places
Amatopo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amatopo?wprov=sfla1

از گرما بیدار شدم.
از تابستون متنفرم.

My parents still think that phrases like "no you can't", "I won't let you" or "I don't approve of this" affect me.
Like, I'm sorry but I don't remember signing a fucking contract when I was born. Leave me alone.

if I ever get a tattoo, it's gonna be a big sentence on my arm that says:

"The first rule of becoming a parent is to accept that your child may grow to do things you don't like."

This series made me so fucking emotional that I'm still crying after turning off my laptop and going to bed.

Hell yeah
I keep meeting the right people

می‌خوای لاس بزنی؟ می‌خوای پیشنهاد بدی؟ خب وایسا مثل آدم حرفت رو بزن.
چرا متلک می‌ندازی در می‌ری پفیوز حشری؟