- we're looking for an illustrator for a children's book!
+ yay! I'm available!
-can you please send us your portfolio?
*checks portfolio*
*older works are trash*
*checks more recent paintings*
*they're all pictures of knives, creepy birds, decapitated people, depressive expressions, and skulls*
*sends them the portfolio anyway*
+ yay! I'm available!
-can you please send us your portfolio?
*checks portfolio*
*older works are trash*
*checks more recent paintings*
*they're all pictures of knives, creepy birds, decapitated people, depressive expressions, and skulls*
*sends them the portfolio anyway*
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Iranian condom advertisement
translation of the text:
"prevent accidents before they happen."
translation of the text:
"prevent accidents before they happen."
رفتم مغازهی سر کوچه. مغازهدار منو «خانوم» صدا نکرد، بهم گفت «همسایه». نمیدونم چرا بیشتر خوشم اومد :))
Don't hit yourself with my hands darling. You only make yourself more pathetic.
Sigh. Hindsight is a bitch.
Sigh. Hindsight is a bitch.
Should I apologize for using "curse words" in an argument when I'm not aiming it at anybody? I don't think so.
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I really want to know who owns this thing. It has two of my favourite animated movies AND my favourite color on it.
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My parents still think that phrases like "no you can't", "I won't let you" or "I don't approve of this" affect me.
Like, I'm sorry but I don't remember signing a fucking contract when I was born. Leave me alone.
Like, I'm sorry but I don't remember signing a fucking contract when I was born. Leave me alone.
if I ever get a tattoo, it's gonna be a big sentence on my arm that says:
"The first rule of becoming a parent is to accept that your child may grow to do things you don't like."👍3
This series made me so fucking emotional that I'm still crying after turning off my laptop and going to bed.