my head hurts.

I think I'll stop using the word "gay" as a way to describe something feminine or non-masculine.
When you actually think about it, it's kind of wrong. Especially since people mostly use it to describe something they don't like or find silly or pathetic. It's not fair.

decisions, decisions.

"The ultimate meaning" is just a fragment of man's imagination to ruin life for everybody by constantly questioning its legitimacy.

Meaning does not exist. It never has and it never will. In fact, life is more enjoyable without it.

Sometimes I feel like every good thing only ever happens to other people and is out of reach for me.
Even when everything in my life is going great, I don't get to fully enjoy it because I always dread the storm after the silence.
I'm convinced that no good thing ever lasts and life just has to go wrong all the time.
Accepting and believing that everything is just fine doesn't come naturally to me.

Nothing's ever built to last
You're in ruins

- we're looking for an illustrator for a children's book!
+ yay! I'm available!
-can you please send us your portfolio?

*checks portfolio*
*older works are trash*
*checks more recent paintings*
*they're all pictures of knives, creepy birds, decapitated people, depressive expressions, and skulls*

*sends them the portfolio anyway*

Iranian condom advertisement

translation of the text:
"prevent accidents before they happen."

برای دوام بیش‌تر، خود را بدوزید.

رفتم مغازه‌ی سر کوچه. مغازه‌دار منو «خانوم» صدا نکرد، بهم گفت «همسایه». نمی‌دونم چرا بیش‌تر خوشم اومد :))

Don't hit yourself with my hands darling. You only make yourself more pathetic.

Sigh. Hindsight is a bitch.