I should get a notebook and write all my stupid shit down

واقعاً چیه این آدمیزاد؟
همه‌چیزش به یه مشت هورمون بسته‌س.

nope
it's true apparently

Why Neil? Why?
What the fuck

yeah good fucking morning
finding out your favourite author did in fact rape several women is sure a great way to start the day

بچه‌ها کسی می‌تونه شیلی رو واسه ۵ روز نگه داره؟ بازه‌ی زمانی ۱۰ تا ۲۰ بهمن

خیلی خجالتیه قول می‌دم کسی رو اذیت نمی‌کنه

do NOT hand wrestle with your cat after giving them catnip.

look at this ball of fat

https://archive.ph/79BtW

here's the link if anyone wants to read more into it