Shillie and Shoogie, respectively.

fun facts, Shillie is named after the country of Chile, which in Persian is pronounced like "Chilli" starting with "sh" like "Shin"

Shoogie is just a random name though, which my mom came up with

Shillie the big long

Shoogie the big potat

fuckin did it

like a week ago

but still

awww yiiis
coffee in the bathtub while it's raining outside

I dreamt that I was at a party, I was the only drunk person and suddenly there was an explosion and everyone was dead/passed out and I had to call fire rescue. But the problem was that I didn't know the address we were at :/

Beetlebum, what you done?
She's a gun, now what you done, beetlebum?
Get nothing done, you beetlebum
Just get numb, now what you done, beetlebum?

And when she lets me slip away
She turns me on and all my violence's gone
Nothing is wrong
I just slip away and I am gone
Nothing is wrong, she turns me on
I just slip away and I am gone

Happy Valentine's day honey! I got you a coffin.