scratching ass

*slaps your bulge* uwu

Snusnu

Welcome to Alabama!

Slap my buns as hard as you want!

I'd rather take a big dick than a huge donger ;3

Wanna die of a permanent chastity cage?

Don't die, chastity cage is healthy!

Based weird ass baby

"My Christmas booty"

WHERE'S MY JEAPON?

The Valley of Jar Jar by Shrek (the American Temple of Men)

Hammond was the one that created the NSDAP, but the divide of liberty

Sneps wear pink undies.

oh damn you are a derp

*wears pink undies*

i was like, "oh yea i know foz"

i was like, "oh yea i know foz"

You should rub testicles.