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Lion is not the dangerous animal in the world... Remember Sampson killed a lion and a woman killed Sampson...

Fear women!!!


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Lion is not the dangerous animal in the world... Remember Sampson killed a lion and a woman killed Sampson...

Fear women!!!

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I am not going to eat until Satan tells me the sir name of Adam and Eve

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IT IS EVERY MANS DREAM TO REMOVE TO A LADY'S PANT ONE DAY BUT NOT WHEN IS ON A DRY LINE

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THE FIRST MONEY YOU GIVE TO A GIRL IS AFTER PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTANCE FEE

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In this life errrrrrr, the way these girls love money sometimes I ask myself "was it really Judas who sold Jesus or it was Judith?"

Please, help me unravel this
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Type of Sentence

In an English class...
TEACHER: Mercy swept the whole Compound! What type of sentence is that?
AKPOS: Compound sentence sir!
A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.

Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda! The robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The robot slaps the mom...πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’”

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Teacher- Did you do your homework?
Student - Did you grade my test?
Teacher - I have other students' tests to grade.
Student - I have other teachers' homework to do.
#LIKE_A_BOSS😎🀏

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Work hard until you get rich to the extent that when you see a cockroach in your house, instead of killing it. You just move out and buy new house.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @lol_gh
Never! I repeat never buy groundnut and sugar from the same shop, they will think you want to drink garri. 🀣🀣 @Lol_Gh
Some of you will just wake up in the morning and start pressing your phone without checking if you can even walk

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Dating a girl with small boobs is sweet and fun until you lie on her chest and you feel like you are sleeping on your earpiece🀣 @Lol_Gh
Gone are the days when people showed off with "I just came back from UK".
Brag now and get Quarantined!!


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Just Imagine πŸ€§πŸ’”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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One day a man posted in a group that he needed airtime. People made a mockery of him. But one lady asked for his number and later sent him airtime, They became friends, Later, things got better for him and he married her. Now they live in Canada.*

I need air time pls
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They have started again this year i invited her and she came with two friends

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