Imagine you are arrested and the judge say, you will stay in prison till Arsenal win uefa champions league
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Your Ex texted you
I'm dating someone better than you" reply in 3 words....
I'm dating someone better than you" reply in 3 words....
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Lion is not the dangerous animal in the world... Remember Sampson killed a lion and a woman killed Sampson...
Fear women!!!
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Fear women!!!
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A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.
Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda! The robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad.ππ
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The robot slaps the mom...ππππ
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Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda! The robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad.ππ
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The robot slaps the mom...ππππ
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