Welcome To @Stopfoolingπβ€οΈ
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Yeah! Let's Foolπππ€£π€£π
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TEACHER: I return from work, open my door and see
50 million dollarsπ° on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you doπ€?
STUDENT: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then
come out from your shoes and take all the money!π
TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's
a figure of speech.
STUDENT: You can't literally open your door and see 50
million dollars on your bed in this Buhari Economy! Who
will keep it there? That's a figure of impossible speech!
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50 million dollarsπ° on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you doπ€?
STUDENT: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then
come out from your shoes and take all the money!π
TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's
a figure of speech.
STUDENT: You can't literally open your door and see 50
million dollars on your bed in this Buhari Economy! Who
will keep it there? That's a figure of impossible speech!
πππππ€£π€£ @LOL_GH
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I left my phone at home, my grandmother was at home too.
Wen I came back I saw 30 missed calls from my grandma
And I asked her why was she calling me?.
She said she wanted to tell me that I left my phone at home.
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@LOL_GH
Wen I came back I saw 30 missed calls from my grandma
And I asked her why was she calling me?.
She said she wanted to tell me that I left my phone at home.
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@LOL_GH
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It's when your data finishes you remember that you have games in your phone, that's when you'll discover your talent in playing candy crush πππ some people will turn to engineers they'll go to the settings of their phone and scatter everything π
Data is life ππ€£
@LOL_GH
Data is life ππ€£
@LOL_GH
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*MAN:* I never met Yaa Asantewaa before but the history books thought me she was a woman who led men to war. Women of this generation only lead their men to *Pizza joints* and *ATMs.*
The _WOMAN_ replied: I never met Okomfo Anokye but I learnt he was a great man, he brought down a golden stool from the sky. Men of this generation only bring down *panties.* ππππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
@LOL_GH
The _WOMAN_ replied: I never met Okomfo Anokye but I learnt he was a great man, he brought down a golden stool from the sky. Men of this generation only bring down *panties.* ππππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
@LOL_GH
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Some Ghanaian parents can be embarrassing sometimes ooo Imagine chatting with a beautiful girl at a wedding and your parents comes to tell you "Nana Agyemang herh Put this rice in a polythene bag and take it home, that will be your supper." Chai yawa paa ooo πππ€£π€£π€£π
@LOL_GH
@LOL_GH
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That moment your boss post his pictures with family and u rush to type "nice pics" then autocorrect to "nice pigs" and ur phone tell u battery is low and shuts down! my brother that's when u'll know that witchcraft is real! πΉπΉπΉπΉπββπββ
@LOL_GH
@LOL_GH
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My wife wanted to embarrass me in The presence of her parents saying am nt good in bed but her sister shouted it's a lie
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*Ordinary one slap I gave a soldier & they beat me like non living thing last Saturday. Today I'm going for revenge with the members of this group to the Barracks. These soldiers will regret beating me.*
Hope you are all ready for this mission?
@LOL_GH
Hope you are all ready for this mission?
@LOL_GH
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