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Welcome To @StopfoolingπŸ˜‚β€οΈ
Yeah! Let's FoolπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’”
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I went to my girlfriends room and cracked a joke and the guy under her bed started laughingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@Lol_Gh
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I joined the gym and asked trainer, β€œI want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?”

He said, β€œThe ATM machineβ€πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸŒšπŸ€·β€β™‚πŸ€·β€β™‚.
@Lol_Gh
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If my status says I'm in dubai and you see me around,you are in dubai too.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Lets not complicate thingsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Teacher: ''Construct a sentence using the word "sugar''
Pupil: ''I drank tea this morning.''
Teacher: ''Where is the word sugar.''
Pupil: ''It is already in the tea..!!''

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@Lol_Gh
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TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

TEACHER : What is photosynthesis class?
Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

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@Lol_Gh
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TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don't call them, they come on their own...

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@Lol_Gh
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Can you imagine someone told me this morning my face sounds familiar πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’”

@LOL_GH
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TEACHER: I return from work, open my door and see
50 million dollarsπŸ’° on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you doπŸ€”?

STUDENT: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then
come out from your shoes and take all the money!πŸ˜‚

TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's
a figure of speech.

STUDENT: You can't literally open your door and see 50
million dollars on your bed in this Buhari Economy! Who
will keep it there? That's a figure of impossible speech!

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@LOL_GH
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I left my phone at home, my grandmother was at home too.
Wen I came back I saw 30 missed calls from my grandma
And I asked her why was she calling me?.
She said she wanted to tell me that I left my phone at home.
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@LOL_GH
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Qualities that a woman looks for in a man

*Brave
*Intelligent
*Gentle
*Polite
*Emotional
*Nice
*Innovative
*Successful......
put all the first letters togetherπŸŒšπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@LOL_GH
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Nothing is sweeter than separating two ladies who are fighting. You can hold and press any part of their bodies for free.....πŸ€Όβ€β™€οΈπŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ˜‚

@LOL_GH
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It's when your data finishes you remember that you have games in your phone, that's when you'll discover your talent in playing candy crush πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ some people will turn to engineers they'll go to the settings of their phone and scatter everything πŸ˜‚

Data is life πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
@LOL_GH
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*MAN:* I never met Yaa Asantewaa before but the history books thought me she was a woman who led men to war. Women of this generation only lead their men to *Pizza joints* and *ATMs.*

The _WOMAN_ replied: I never met Okomfo Anokye but I learnt he was a great man, he brought down a golden stool from the sky. Men of this generation only bring down *panties.* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
@LOL_GH
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Some Ghanaian parents can be embarrassing sometimes ooo Imagine chatting with a beautiful girl at a wedding and your parents comes to tell you "Nana Agyemang herh Put this rice in a polythene bag and take it home, that will be your supper." Chai yawa paa ooo πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’”
@LOL_GH
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That moment your boss post his pictures with family and u rush to type "nice pics" then autocorrect to "nice pigs" and ur phone tell u battery is low and shuts down! my brother that's when u'll know that witchcraft is real! πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸƒβ€β™‚πŸƒβ€β™‚
@LOL_GH
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After A Funeral

Americans: Its so sadπŸ˜’πŸ˜•

Ghanaians: Jollof Nu Ny3 D3 πŸ’€
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@LOL_GH
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The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicscvolcanoconioses!


Why did you skip?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@LOL_GH
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Don’t marry a lady because of big buttocks...Remember the biggest key on the keyboard writes nothing πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ’”

@LOL_GH
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My wife wanted to embarrass me in The presence of her parents saying am nt good in bed but her sister shouted it's a lie
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*Ordinary one slap I gave a soldier & they beat me like non living thing last Saturday. Today I'm going for revenge with the members of this group to the Barracks. These soldiers will regret beating me.*

Hope you are all ready for this mission?

@LOL_GH
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