Чат гпт скушал несколько постов из моего канала и выдал на это довольно неинтересный текст но одна фраза меня прям впечатлила креативностью и сложностью метафоры
Оказалось это моя цитата из одного из постов
Нелегко быть гением
Оказалось это моя цитата из одного из постов
Нелегко быть гением
Forwarded from заходи есиче
друзья!! моя коллега хочет пристроить такую невероятную девочку!! истории к сожалению пока не знаю но с радостью дам контакт
репост пожалуйста 🙏🏻
москва
репост пожалуйста 🙏🏻
москва
Forwarded from strings (Я серьёзно)
"Is that ham processed? If it's processed, I don't want it."
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in His kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in His kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.