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Yeremi Pino is averaging 1.33 through balls p90 in the Premier League this season, putting him in the top 1% of attacking midfielders / wingers across Europe’s top five leagues.

Really exciting talent. 🌟
Richarlison has scored 16 goals in his last 22 Premier League starts for Tottenham Hotspur.

A deceptively strong record. πŸ‘Š
15-year-old JJ Gabriel in the U18 Premier League this season:

10 games
10 goals

Going straight to the very top. πŸ”
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Man Utd XI vs. Crystal Palace (3-4-3): Lammens; Yoro, De Ligt, Shaw; Amad, Casemiro, Fernandes, Dalot; Mount, Mbeumo, Zirkzee.
Only Erling Haaland (22) has scored more Premier League goals in 2025 than Jean-Philippe Mateta (17).

Absolutely inevitable. πŸ¦…
There are just five Premier League sides who’ve conceded more goals this season than Manchester United: Burnley, Wolves, West Ham, Leeds & Bournemouth.

Back into a negative GD. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
Adam Wharton in the first half vs. Manchester United:

Most passes for Crystal Palace (17/21)
Most tackles attempted (4)
Most duels won (4)
Most tackles won (3)
Played a killer ball which lead to the goal

Fancy getting on the train back up to Manchester, lad? πŸ™
Joshua Zirkzee has scored his first Premier League goal since January 2024. He’d gone 24 games without a goal in the competition before today.

A big goal for him and his team. 🫑
No player has more assists in the Premier League this season than Bruno Fernandes (4).

Another one. πŸ‘
Only Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney and David Beckham have more Premier League assists for Manchester United than Bruno Fernandes (55).

That’s fine company. 🀝
Bruno Fernandes now has more assists (5) than any other player in the Premier League this season.

Imagine if he’d left in the summer... 😳
Lisandro Martinez is BACK. ❀️πŸ”ͺ
Bruno Fernandes’ game by numbers vs. Crystal Palace:

85% pass accuracy
10 defensive actions
67 total touches
7 passes into the final third
4 chances created
2 assists

Played a huge role in a huge win. πŸ”
Mason Mount’s game by numbers vs. Crystal Palace:

51 total touches
10 passes into the final third
8 defensive contributions
3 attempted take-ons
2 successful take-ons
2 crosses
2 shots
1 goal

Big shift on and off the ball. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
Most Premier League assists for Manchester United since the start of 2020/2021:

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Manchester United have had more shots (194) than any other side in the Premier League so far this season.

Huge improvement from last season. πŸ‘
Bruno Fernandes has created more chances (35) than any other player in the Premier League this season.

Five clear of any other player in the division. πŸ–οΈ
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Why Man Utd's 2-1 Win Over Crystal Was MORE IMPORTANT Than You Think
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Manchester United have started the 25/26 season in mixed form. Excellent results against Liverpool and Brighton have been followed by dropped points against Nottingham Forest, Spurs and 10-man Everton. Despite a lacklustre performance, Ruben Amorim ended a 3-match winless streak with Man Utd’s first win against Crystal Palace since 2023 without star forwards Matheus Cunha and Benjamin Sesko. In this video, Statman Dave breaks down what we’ve learnt from Manchester United’s start to the Premier League season.

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00:00 Intro
02:47 Set Piece Threat
07:46 Man Utd’s Squad Deficiences
12:03 Where Man Utd STILL Need to Strengthen
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Manchester United have lost nine of their last 14 Premier League matches in the month of December.

Here’s hoping for a much better festive period this year... 🀞