22 bucks for a movie ticket?! WTF

ASMR SPINACHBRAH BUYS ONE TICKET FOR MINIONS 2 RISE OF GRU

Why do we need another Puss In Boots movie

Very sigma of Gru to throw in a stink b word into the movie theatre so that he could watch Jaws all by himself, okay sorry no more spoilers, the white woman to my left is giving me the death stare for being on my phone

Apparently the minions are big into vaping

When the minions said “Budsfghresfhh BANANA” that really hit it home for me

THE MINIONS WERE BEHIND THE 9/11 ATTACKS

Sneaked into Jurassic World Dominion and so far it’s soooooo boring

Truth Social is utterly horrible, it’s 4 million boomers liking Trump posts and then reposting 2017 memes with a bunch of hashtags no engagement whatsoever

They finally fixed it to where I can type “Trump” in the search bar and find the president for the longest time that would only pop up his son and you would have to type “Donald” to find his profile

I have a feeling that CERN accidentally put us in a better timeline

My last wisdom tooth is coming in and it hurts like Hell!

Cheers