Whenever I hike somewhere super spooky I always leave my phone in my car, can’t let CIA funded bigfoot surprise attack me

Doesn’t get much better than this

Started only letting men cut my hair, too many liberal white women hairstylist witches out there, stay safe bros

Give me some time people, need to go to a few new spoopy places on my list

Thanks for 200 telegram frens ❤️

Getting the feeling that ifunny is dead

To the kind soul that ordered a copy of draw me a gorilla today, you bought me a gas station hotdog

Goodnight we’re going to win

If only you knew how great things could really be…

The elections are rigged
The opposition party is jailed
The people are censored

How exactly are we not living in a third world communist state

Sitting back with a smile on my face knowing that even tho Trump just completely didn’t understand what he was up against in 2020 he knows now and it’s up to him to go dark maga

They really are going to make him a martyr huh

Draw Me A Gorilla

1K Truth Social followers, guess I’m pretty popular with the boomers

A white boy with a bass pro gift card and a lifted truck can literally accomplish anything he sets his mind on

Rating all Ryan Gosling movies I’ve watched

Blade Runner 2049 ⭐️5👁4
The Place Beyond the Pines ⭐️5👁3
Drive ⭐️5👁 3
The Gray Man ⭐️4.5👁1
Lars and the real girls ⭐️4.5👁1
The Nice Guys ⭐️4👁 1
Crazy Stupid Love ⭐️4👁1
Fracture ⭐️4👁 1
Blue Valentine ⭐️3.5👁1