When ur completely exhausted jeans actually feel comfy to sleep in

Some people don’t believe that Homer’s Odyssey is a true story, just look at TikTok, the modern Sirens of our day are waiting for us to jump from our proverbial boats so that they can feast upon us

“Gas prices went down”

Telegram would be a lot more useable if they came out with a timeline feature

Can’t wait to beat fallout 3 so I can have a second play thru of fallout New Vegas, went with Caesar first time might go with the big guy this time

Happy National Boob Day

Whenever I hike somewhere super spooky I always leave my phone in my car, can’t let CIA funded bigfoot surprise attack me

Doesn’t get much better than this

Started only letting men cut my hair, too many liberal white women hairstylist witches out there, stay safe bros

Give me some time people, need to go to a few new spoopy places on my list

Thanks for 200 telegram frens ❤️

Getting the feeling that ifunny is dead

To the kind soul that ordered a copy of draw me a gorilla today, you bought me a gas station hotdog

Goodnight we’re going to win

If only you knew how great things could really be…

The elections are rigged
The opposition party is jailed
The people are censored

How exactly are we not living in a third world communist state

Sitting back with a smile on my face knowing that even tho Trump just completely didn’t understand what he was up against in 2020 he knows now and it’s up to him to go dark maga