People always ask me, "Soren, what, realistically, are you gonna do with 275 Gallons of lube?"

The answer is obvious and you should've known:

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I love him so much 💕 🦉

Your yearly reminder to watch the second best movie ever made, Killer Bean

Welp. The invasion of Venezuela has begun

The United States government has apparently kidnapped the leader of a sovereign nation and his wife. Whether or not you approve of the Maduro regime, this is insane.

Insane.