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Gems to note on the Steam Winter sale:

Cult of the Lamb • $12.49--50% off

Portal bundle (1 and 2) • $3

Divinity: Original Sin-The Source Sage (Includes enhanced Divinity 1 and definitive edition of Divinity 2) • $10.66--82% off

If ya see any others people should know about, lemme know ^w^
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PBS pitch meeting for Wishbone.


SUIT #2: How does the dog read?

VISIONARY: The same way you do, Dave. With an open heart and ready mind.

[Visionary begins to hum.]

SUIT #1: This seems like it would be a lot more feasible as an animated series—

VISIONARY: NO. He is a LIVE JACK RUSSELL TERRIER. His eyes are fathomless pools of knowledge reflecting all the pathos of great literature. The suffering and beauty of humanity bled onto the page and breathed in by generations of readers, connecting them — us — in an unspoken communion of shared loneliness that both celebrates and eases our pain. This is where we see that books do more than describe our human condition, Kevin. By shaping our minds and drawing us ever closer together, they create it.

SUIT #3: …In a dog’s eyes?

VISIONARY: A Jack Russell Terrier’s eyes, yes.
People always ask me, "Soren, what, realistically, are you gonna do with 275 Gallons of lube?"

The answer is obvious and you should've known:
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Your yearly reminder to watch the second best movie ever made, Killer Bean