I wanna get married in this 😭 🥺

I'm so ready

"The front fell off"

Jojo Vogue

Cruel and unusual punishment

Holy fuck, Charlie Kirk got shot in the neck

It's being confirmed, Charlie Kirk has died. I'll update as necessary

Well, i don't think we can get a more solid confirmation than that.

This is a canon event

the missile is eepy

the missile is very tired. he is eepy. the missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a small sleep. he eeby and neebies to sleebie. mibsile sleepy and need bed by time. the missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleehjy little guy and needs to go to beb. he is retired and needs to slep. just a little sleejing time as a treat. mibsilelelele neebs to slek for twired boyo. just a lil guy. mibsipaleebeelee needs his beaty sleep. look at him go! he yawn bib cause he skeegy. neebs to falafel asleep. ni ni time. goodnight, mr the missile.

This one wins.

ITS A FUCKIN HELLDIVERS STRATAGEM.

HE PUT A GAWD DAYUM HELLDIVERS STRATAGEM ON THE BULLET

Wtf