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I own a coop of chickens. I think a few months ago, when trying to get inside the coop, I scraped my thigh on loose chicken wire, and it started bleeding. My chickens smelt it and tried pecking at me, but I obviously closed to door to the coop and went inside. Later that night, I awoke to scratching at my door and I heard the clucking of my chickens beneath the crack at the door. Moments later, they figured out how to open the door and swarmed at the gash in my thigh. I picked up the firearm behind my headboard and started firing. Each chicken died quite easily, and I went back to bed and decided I’d clean the mess up tomorrow. I woke up again the next hour, and the chickens were actually zombie chickens, and they smelt really bad. Everyone knows you can’t kill zombies, so I died that night. Typing this from hell. Thanks for the read.

# Ì̵̛̈̐͋̑̍̐̆ ̪̻͘ ̴̗͋́͌̔̽͑̑̾͘F̴̈́̏́ ̐̂̚ ̏͠ ̱̫͎͉͇͓̣͖̘͍E̷̡̥̲̙͇̲̓͋̆̽͆̚Ȇ̵͍̘̱̖̱̗͆̔̕ͅ ̣̱͎͈̗͜L̴̂͌ ̀͂̈̈́͠ ̛̪̐͂ ̴̡̫̙̼͚̩̫̞͔̰̃̑̀̕Q̵̉̀́ ̢̹̮͉͚̥̝̍̄U̴̢̻͉͕͇̞̱̠͕͓͑̓Ĩ̴̀̅͋̐̇̉̄̄́͒̆̐͘ ̟̭̦̱̹͎̘Ṫ̷̝͚̮̥̮̼̭̰͍̋̌̅̉͆͂͘̚͜Ę̸̛̲̭̥̫̭̱͓̘̬̤͈͔̪͑̔̆̃̅͋͛͝͝ ̴̧̭̭̭̫͇̯̬̣̺͇͇͗͛̑̌͘͜Ḣ̸̖̥̖̦̺͍̜͖̥̲͙ͅŨ̴͘ ̡̛̽̈̽Ń̸̛̦̙̤̙̲͎́̋͌͌̒̀̑͒̍̏̀̉͘G̷̢͔̤̱͍͉̣̘̗̟̰̺͎̩̐͑͂̄͂͜͠R̸̔̉̍̉̀͋͆̇́͠͝ ̘̌̀Y̷͎͖̫͙̋̋̎͊̋͒̎̏̀̈́

"Box turtles live their entire life within a 1 mile radius. If someone takes them from it, they will spend the rest of their life trying to get back…"

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hello, it’s me ~ i’m back again,
i won’t forget you, lifelong fren.
the kindness that you always show,
means more than you could ever know!
the seasons change, the years pass by,
the berries ripen
then
they die…
the sweetest taste i’ve ever known
was offered me by You, alone
n so each year i’ll find your gate
n patiently
for you i’ll wait
n even if i stray off track,
a year i’ll spend
to get right back!
i hope that you will find me there :)
i’m old
but i have time
to spare…
for No one else can take your place!
slow n steady
Wins
the race

♥️