that fucking willy wonka was cold as fuck he saw that gloop kid drown to certain death in chocolate and he just saw the situation unfold like a natgeo cameraman

this was sooo much more interesting than palpation in cows and horses

how i feel after deleting the the comment i was going to reply with on an Instagram post

most popular post a steely dan one we're so back

stole this gimmick btw

I feel like an incel talking to clinics for internship and getting denied