Stop looking so delicious if you're not gonna let me eat.

Of course you hate me; I'm hot and you're not.

Hating on me is pointless.
I only care about my looks and money.

Imagine hating me, and I like it.

You don't need electricity to be shocked these days, just trust people.

My biggest flex is that I'm very friendly, but no one can be my friend easily.

Why do you need a good reputation in the eyes of shitty people?

“Listen to your body.”
Okay, well, my body yearns to make out with you.

Sex is just like cooking. Everyone can do it, but only some make it delicious.

Hungry dogs aren't loyal; they eat with anyone who has food.
This isn't about dogs!

Date idea: You tell me about your day while I hug you and kiss your neck.

Kinda jealous of how you would always take your clothes off for an object called a shower instead of me.

Don't worry about what I'm doing. Worry about why you're worried about what I'm doing.

Enjoy me when I'm crazy about you, because once I don't care anymore, that chapter is closed.

My red flag?
I absolutely love being hated on.

It's funny how I always walk away from the things I want the most.

Moanday
Tongueday
Wetday
Thirstday
Freakday
Sexday
Suckday

And today is Suckday, I'm ready.

Those damn legs need to be wrapped around me.