If you're short on cash, just bet on transgender athletes on female sports😭😭.

Someone tell drake to stop making songs with sexyy red please😭

One of the funniest ways ive gotten a gig is by emailing all of my favourite YouTubers how much I love their content and how id like to work for them😂😂

I can't promise the first person you email will agree or even the 5th but it usually works out unless you're targeting someone as big as mr beast or sidemen.

So spend a day collecting your favourite YouTubers emails which YouTube gives you access to in their profile

for business enquiries

and and just email them something along the lines of

oh ive been watching you for years and i think i can make you smtn great

Now that tele's stocks are available to purchase for the public

i recommend that you don't buy it because ill be blowing it up soon if this shitty connection keeps up.

Googling myself did not go right

So for those who haven't heard, tele is giving out free fiber internet upgrade to everyone if you have the mesmer WiFi

Figured what a nice gesture

But got to talking with one of the people that came to change it and apparently the copper wire from the previous build was failing big time , he said repair costs were higher than just mezergating fiber for everyone so they've gone and done that

Now with fiber hopefully it will be more consistent and obviously better ping for valorant 😂😂

Note : it actually stopped working 6 hrs after they left and its been down 24 hrs now (its Ethiopia so ofc there always a but, hoping to get it repaired soon)

I was talking with @doniverse this week and he said

Ethiopian developers are surviving off of free tier and if big tech ever decides to stop that culture, we would be cooked

Real lmao without free mongo, free firebase, free vercel and even chat gpt, we would be cooked

I don't know who needs to hear this, but LinkedIn is not a dating app, the picture is supposed to be professional looking ffs , ive seen people using gym pics, niggas in wife beaters , full blown Snapchat filters and even a group pictures

😭😭😭 doesn't that defeat the whole purpose

Today, i was at An ATM in the line and the guy in front of me , inserts his card , types his pin, gets impatient of waiting and walks away and when i step up to the ATM i can just insert Amount and withdraw

Is niggas crazy?


I looked around for cameras but nada

Ere give the nigga a break

Someone just said to me

"you hard code, i code hard, we're not the same"

Im gone 💀

True story.

Tryna create a Halloween costume and i need fake blood , ideas?

Water + red dye+ blue dye + flour for the save


First person to guess my planned costume ill send you 100 birr card on tele or sum

Well that was quick