Ngl I do be scheduling posts to seem like I have better self control and also so I don't forget what I was gonna post
That's what it's for, right?

Ray man is a dumb ass bitch. Imagine being so dumb that your best friend eats your hanfs and runs off
Idiot

Just found out that liquorice bullets are mean 3:<

I'm poor so I'm playing the poor man's animal crossing, the phone one. I swear I'm cool pls no booli

Animal crossing: pogget champ

New old phone pog

Damn I really didn't expect That New Phone Feeling™ to wear off so soon.

Dang if I keep having nothing to post I might have to lower my standards 👀👀👀

What if I scheduled some posts, then deleted them before they posted? Haha just kidding.. unless??? 😳😳😳

When I was little, I always wondered why cats and dogs liked getting pet. But now I get it, like, don't you just want some headpats?

Them animal crossing peeps really be like "wh-huh? Are you sure I can have this apple?"
Then give you steel

I love getting a call from a private number shortly after waking, killing me instantly

Biggest pain of new phone is getting it to recognise vore as a word
I refuse to tell it manually, as a matter of principle, and also because I'm a stubborn ass