Haha fuck sorry

I've found that, while going out to the kitchen for snacks and refreshments late at night, it helps to not bring a torch. I mean, torch:
- horror trope
- bad visibility
- lame
Walking out in the dark:
- definitely not a trope
- no visibility
- absolute gigachad energy

I mean, who's gonna fuck with some guy struttin his stuff in the dark? No-one, that's who.

Been holding onto stuff I wanna post but don't wanna post, call that shit a diary

Never have I seen the windows installer bluescreen. But this cursed fucking laptop just did it. Amazing.

To add to this, currently the only issues I'm experiencing with it are it's sorta slow and also the 1,2,3,4 and 7,8,9,0 keys just don't work at all

AltGr ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Social distancing, self isolation? Pfft, I was doing that before it was cool 😎

Honestly, I think the laptop is workable enough that I can retire my current one, the thinkpad. And I can put the ram into my server ThinkPad laptop instead! Sounds excellent.

Ngl I do be scheduling posts to seem like I have better self control and also so I don't forget what I was gonna post
That's what it's for, right?

Ray man is a dumb ass bitch. Imagine being so dumb that your best friend eats your hanfs and runs off
Idiot

Just found out that liquorice bullets are mean 3:<

I'm poor so I'm playing the poor man's animal crossing, the phone one. I swear I'm cool pls no booli

Animal crossing: pogget champ