Does anyone have that green helmet pic of me?

On tower Gang now

No greater joy than being in a peaceful home at the end of a long work day

Enjoying some evening cuddles with my boy

Truly fulfilling. He did throw up on me 3x

🙏

Guys I messed up, I just realized I’ve been talking about Indians and Pakistanis smelling like BO and one of my social media editors is Indian SMH 🤦‍♂️ 😂 oops

Bought this with my twitter payout lol someone was talking shit today. Bro, slightly offensive is doing better than it did with my old network and we don’t pay for advertisements or views + no gays or feminists

Lmao people get so upset by these polls as if I’m the one voting

Politics is Hollywood for ugly people

It’s called the best worst show for a very good reason. In fact, many good reasons

This has got to be one of the best threads of all time

https://x.com/schizo_freq/status/1690811931777433600?s=46

This or gorlock