We just hit 600K on Twitter with no social media strategy or managers, just random thoughts and videos I post on the reg. LFG 🔥

Over 50% of men claim they don’t have a close friend they trust - checking in on the SOBs, thoughts on that and what’s your social life looking like?

Made Kez some bomb breakfast burgers and a banana berry smoothie today

Helping where I can! (I’m also a good cook, made chicken parm sandwhiches last night on fresh rolls from the bakery nearby)

You guys have any good food recently?

FYI, if you’re a 4-5.5 in America (like I am)

You’re somewhere between a 2 and 3 in Australia 🇦🇺

Every lad is ripped, tan, tall, and doing well financially

Only thing is, some chicks out here love Americans who are red pilled because Aussie guys are dead in the head and plugged into the matrix

So it’s not hard to find a wife if you want one. Being red pilled and offering a visa off this island makes you a solid 7.5

Britain decolonized all these countries

Once the whites left, all these people wanted to move to England

Now England is headed in this same direction

The great replacement is racist & not real but

This is the Prime Minister of England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿& Prime Minister of Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

India vs Pakistan IRL (who did his swearing ceremony in Urdu and not English, taking oath to be loyal to the people of a nation in a foreign language)

Probably both great dudes and I’m not saying they’re bad people because they’re easterners, lots of cool people from both nations that would die for Pakistan, just noticed that they’re already doing swearing in ceremonies in foreign tongues, it’s shifting fast. Remember this era when European people still had home countries they ruled.

Welcome to the new world order, Europe edition, whether you like it or not. It will accelerate. Thoughts?

Real question, how many of you have autism or suspect you might be autistic?

Bros, I’ve never seen Kez happier. I moved her out to LA in 2018, got married basically same time, I had roommates at the time. Then her parents visited but we couldn’t see them after due to COVID and when they were visiting in 2019 I was busy with work and street content at protests.

But now that she’s back home with them and her big family, it’s crazy seeing the joy. We are meeting up for Easter tomorrow (my time) and the way the family is just meshing is priceless. Don’t negate family ever. My family isn’t that close but her family is. Also seeing her and her mom stay for the week and help us get adjusted is priceless. Cherish in-laws (unless they suck lmao)

New Mario party with the family. Any good games you’ve been playing?

Imagine being an adult man, having a wife and baby boy, then decide to go trans?

That’s a crazy decision to make with a kid on the line. He’s allegedly suing anyone who criticizes him for this cowardly decision. Heartbreaking for the wife and now kid no longer has a dad to look up to. Sad. Thoughts?

Fit as F**k thanks to @MarcLobliner enjoying my 30th birthday in a dope beach front spa

Going down to family tomorrow who live in the bush to celebrate with my bro who has a similar bday

Life is good out here. Full of peace. Kez is shopping for post-preg clothes

Praise God

Can someone photoshop chris from mr beast into a bud light can that’s actually believable

EXCLUSIVE milk review on Locals ONLY

I tried 4 different sources: Dairy, Banana, Almond, & Wife’s Breasts

This is my honest opinion https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/upost/3853848/breast-milk-review

When I said nobody cares about politics here and their news is about nothing. Check this out lmao

This is why I’m here. Diet Coke on the beach

Going to be cooking kangaroo tomorrow 🦘

Impromptu cigar stream incoming

New huger games just dropped

Show returns soon - really excited - see you soon retards