As violence continues to rise in cities, officials that initially backed defund the police are coming up with creative ways to stem the tide of shootings and murders. In Portland, they’re using traffic barrels as a way to stop the high-speed shootings plaguing…

Teachers are suffocating children with face coverings, apparently Sonic fast-food is transphobic, we're firing health care workers during the "worst pandemic in history," and we're about to go bankrupt as a country. We're completely effed. But, of course…