Challenge Accepted
https://fixupx.com/LennoxTheLlama/status/1888245150599479636

snoots n boopers

We do a lil' rigging 👀

CPU problems seem to have been solved after days of trial and error.

Have a sus'd out Drake.

Still giving that CPU some side-eye. 👀 🔪

trying things to go FAST. 🏎️

Didn't really want to go the route of using emission nodes over a principled or diffuse BSDF, but it'll have to do for eevee to get the look I want.

At least in Blender 4.2+ bloom is now a compositor effect.

Might actually go with 720x405. keep a 16:9 ratio.

Decided on rendering at 4x (2880x1620) my target resolution, compressing and run two transformations on it instead.