🇪🇸¿Quién no pidió comida a un restaurante Chino por teléfono?
Tu: Sin cebolla
Chino: si, si
-Sin atún
-Si, si, no atún
-Fideos de arroz
-Si, si, rice
Pero al final comes lo que al Chino le sale de los huevos🥚🥚
Pues aquí, lo mismo ☝🏻😁

¡Y lo sabes! 😜

🇬🇧Who hasn't ordered food from a Chinese restaurant over the phone?
You: No onion
Chinese: Yeah, yeah
-No tuna
-Yes, yes, no tuna
-Rice noodles
-Yes, yes, rice

But in the end you eat whatever Chino comes out of his balls 🥚🥚😁

Well here, the same thing 👆🏻😁

And you know it 😜

🇨🇳🇺🇸🇺🇦🇷🇺Chinese FM spokesman Wang Wenbin: It is the US, not China, that throws weapons on the battlefield. The US is not in a position to tell China what to do. We will never tolerate the US pointing the finger, or even forcing and putting pressure on our relations with Russia.

⚡️🇷🇺🇺🇦⚔️ Battle for #Bakhmut - Situation until 16:00 on 7 Apr 2023⚡️

🔹In #Bakhmut, the Wagner PMC assault squads took control of the Metallurg stadium and also advanced significantly towards the police station, moving from the southeast and east, with fighting right on the approaches to the building.

▪️ On the northern outskirts, the Wagnerians have liberated several buildings on Zelenaya Street near Rose Alley. To the south, the assault squads were able to gain a foothold north of Kowalska Street along the railway line.

▪️ Russian units successfully broke through the AFU defences in the centre, cutting into the AFU positions near the railway station and bus station. Should they gain a foothold in this area and liberate the quarter, the AFU staging areas to the south near the Avangard stadium and to the north will be threatened by a flanking strike.

🔹The Ukrainian Formations are now trying to counterattack in various areas, holding back the PMC units. The 14th Separate Assault "Krasnokalinskaya" Brigade of the National Guard and the "Kiev" Police Patrol Service Regiment of the Ukrainian Special Forces have been redeployed to the western outskirts of #Bakhmut.

▪️ In addition, the 24th Separate Battalion "Aidar" of the 53rd Mechanized Brigade has been sent from the vicinity of #Stupochki to the southern and southwestern outskirts to hold the T0504 road to #Konstantinovka along Chaykovsky and Korsunsky streets.

🪖At the Moment about 50,000 militants from various formations are concentrated in the #Soledar direction:

➖ 24 Separate Assault Battalion of the 53rd Mechanized Brigade
➖ 3rd Separate Assault Brigade "Azov"
➖ 5th Separate Assault Brigade
➖ 4th and 17th Separate Tank Brigades
➖ 10th Separate Mountain Assault Brigade
➖ 28th, 30th, 67th and 93rd Mechanized Brigades
➖ 56th (without one battalion) and 57th Separate Motorized Infantry Brigades
➖ 46th and 77th Separate Airmobile Brigades, 80th Separate Air Assault Brigade
➖ 26th, 40th, 43rd and 45th Separate Artillery Brigades, 107th Rocket Artillery Brigade
➖ 113th, 119th, 241st Territorial Defence Brigades
➖ Krasnokalinskaya, Buryevskaya, Rubezhskaya, Spartanskaya Separate Assault Brigades, 5th Public Order Protection Regiment of the National Guard of Ukraine
➖ 1 Commandant's Office of the Rapid Response State Border Guard Service
➖ "Peacekeeper" and "Kiev" Regiments of the National Police
➖ Separate Special Battalions "Dudayev", "Donbass", "Ichkeria", "Lvov" and Detachment "Georgian Partisans".

📌 Reserves are deployed along the line #Slavyansk - #Kramatorsk - #Druzhkovka #Konstantinovka - Chasov Yar, but at the moment the AFU is focused on holding back the pace of Wagner's advance rather than conducting a counteroffensive.

At the same time, the transition to a counterattack is likely, provided that a full-scale offensive campaign begins all along the front to shackle Russian troops and search for the least protected areas of defense.

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⚡️🇷🇺🇺🇦🪖 We arrived at the 6th Cossack Brigade, the Wild Storm Company. Brought a Copter, Tablets, Communication Equipment, Letters and Sweets⚡️

🎬 Anatoly Dremov, call sign Wild, he and his guys were the first to enter liberated territories - #Popasna, #Kamyshevakha, #Lisichansk, #Gorskoye, #Zolotoye, #Volcheyarovka, #Soledar, etc.

There is a special atmosphere. In every free minute the guys pick up a guitar and tell many touching stories.

And what a magical lunch they served us! Beck, a trucker from #Tashkent, cooks here. In 2014 he decided to go to #Donbass and quickly learned to drive a tank. He received several heavy wounds, and now cooks delicious Uzbek dishes, at the front line, taking to the soldiers. "Salam alaikum - love the Cossacks!" Muslims and Orthodox are here together today, shoulder to shoulder, for the truth and for the common cause!

For the maximum safety of the trip, thanks to military correspondent Lisitsyn.

📜 Senator Lantratova

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⚡️🇷🇺🇺🇦👻 The Ukrainian Pilot who decided to play the "Ghost of Kiev" has been arrested until 4 May⚡️

He is charged with illegal border crossing and espionage.

An attempt to pass himself off as a civilian fool who did not know what he was doing did not work either. It is known that Morozov (that is the name of the failed saboteur) has been collaborating with the AFU since the days of the "ATO". He now faces 20 years in prison.

📜 Voenkor Kotenok Z

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⚡️⚔️🇷🇺🗓 MoD Top News from Yesterday - Summary⚡️

☣️ Chief of Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical Protection Troops of Russian Armed Forces Lieutenant General Igor Kirillov holds briefing on analysis of documents relating to U.S. military and biological activities

◽️In Donetsk direction, the Yug Group of Forces and artillery have eliminated up to 260 Ukrainian troops, three tanks, one infantry fighting vehicle, three armoured fighting vehicles, eight motor vehicles, one Gvozdika self-propelled artillery system, Msta-B and D-20 howitzers.

💥Two ammunition depots of the Ukrainian Armed Forces have been wiped out near Ivanovka (Donetsk People's Republic) and Novolyubovka (Lugansk People's Republic).

📷 Press centre chiefs of ‘Zapad’, ‘Vostok’, ‘Tsentr’, ‘Dnepr’, and ‘Yug’ groups of forces make statements on current situation in the areas of responsibility.

📹 Russian Defence Ministry shows medical units of Airborne Troops within the special military operation.

🇷🇺🇹🇯 Joint drills involving armed forces of the Russian Federation and the Republic of Tajikistan complete at the Kharb-Maidon training ground.

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⚡️🇷🇺🇺🇦⚔️ #Chronicle of the Special Military Operation for 7 Apr 2023⚡️

🔹#Russia's Border Areas:

▪️ In the #Kursk region, air defence assets intercepted a Ukrainian drone that was collecting information on Russian troop locations.

▪️ In the #Belgorod region, the AFU terrorists fired a mortar on the village of #Rzhavets. Civilian buildings have been damaged without casualties.

🔹#Starobelsk (#Svatovo) Direction:

▪️ In the #Kupyansk sector there are no significant changes. Both sides are engaged in artillery duels and mutual reconnaissance.
➖ Ukrainian formations are strengthening their positions on the right bank of the #Oskol River.

▪️ In the #Liman sector the positional battles continue in the #Serebryanskoye forestry and near Balka Zhuravka.

🔹#Soledar (#Bakhmut) Direction (MAP):

▪️ Russian troops, supported by artillery, continue to storm enemy positions in Orekhovo-Vasilyevka.

▪️ In the northern outskirts of #Bakhmut, units of the Wagner PMC liberated several buildings on Zelenaya Street near Roses Alley.
➖ To the south, Russian servicemen entrenched themselves north of Kovalskaya Street along the railway.
➖ In the centre, the "Wagnerians" have taken control of the Metallurg stadium and have also advanced significantly towards the police station.

▪️ Southwest of the city, fighting continues near the highway to #Konstantinovka and on the outskirts of #Krasnoye.

🔹#Donetsk Direction:

▪️ In the #Avdeyevka sector, units of the RF Armed Forces continue the operation to encircle the enemy grouping from the north and south.
➖ The Ukrainian command is moving additional forces to the frontline in preparation for an counterattack attempt.

▪️ In #Maryinka, Russian servicemen, supported by tanks and aircraft, storm enemy positions on Druzhba Avenue.

▪️ Ukrainian terror formations fired barrel and rocket artillery at populated areas of the Donetsk agglomeration.
➖ In the capital of the DPR, a local market and civilian facilities in Voroshilovsky district have been hit, among others. One woman was killed and 16 people wounded.

🔹#Zaporozhye Direction:

▪️ The situation in this section of the front has not changed. Both sides are conducting reconnaissance activities and exchanging artillery strikes.

▪️ In preparation for a new counterattack attempt, the enemy is moving reserves to the #Orekhov sector.

▪️ in #Zaporozhye region, Ukrainian terrorist formations shelled civilian infrastructure in the town of #Pologi with artillery (south of #Gulyaypole).
➖ The strikes damaged a sports school, a cultural centre, an outpatient clinic and a baby home. According to preliminary information, there were no casualties.

🔹#Kherson Direction on #SouthFront:

▪️ Artillery duels continue along the entire line of contact. Russian forces hit AFU concentrations in #Kherson, #Berislav and #Ochakov.
➖ In turn, the enemy terrorists shelled civilian infrastructure on the left bank of #Kherson region. Novaya Kakhovka, #Tavriysk and #Sagi have been hit, among others.

🔸Political Events:

▪️ The first service of the PCU was held in the Cathedral of the Assumption of the Kiev-Pechersk Lavra. At the same time, the Verkhovna Rada is preparing a resolution to terminate the UOC MP's lease of the Pochayevskaya Lavra.

▪️ Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky has issued a decree on the creation of 19 military administrations in #Zaporozhye region, 12 of which are located on the territory controlled by the RF Armed Forces.

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⚡️🇷🇺🇺🇦⚔️ Note on the Control of Orekhovo-Vasilyevka northwest of #Bakhmut⚡️

📜 @Rybar reported about battles 👉 IN the Settlement:

▪️ Russian troops, supported by artillery, continue to storm enemy positions in Orekhovo-Vasilyevka.

📌 According to @brussinf, @boris_rozhin, @wargonzo and @readovkanews, Orekhovo-Vasilyevka is still under Ukrainian control. Boris Rozhin 👉 wrote yesterday evening:

▪️ Fighting continues on the outskirts of #Bogdanovka, Orekhovo-Vasilyevka and north of #Khromovo.

⚠️ This as neutral Hint

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👉👉👉 Ukrainian Post

Bakhmut. There is no good news.

The enemy is pressing in three directions, including the center of the city, which is almost lost.

We can no longer withdraw forces with cohesion, all access roads are in danger.

👉👉👉 Ukrainian post

Bakhmut. Briefly.

Difficult fighting in the city center, near the railroad. East of it, there are almost no our positions left, but the fight for them is still ongoing.

The Defense Forces are repelling attacks in the area of Korsunska Street. The enemy is making minor progress.

Fighting continues in other sectors in the southwestern parts of the city. Unfortunately, the enemy is making progress.

In the area of Ivanivske-Khromove, the occupants are trying to resume massive assaults. So far, we have managed to repel them.

The Defense Forces are facing another hellish night in Bakhmut.

The city is now the hottest spot on the planet. It is the tenth month of Bakhmut's defense and it is holding!