I decided to watch the match after a stressful meeting to relax. I’m more stressed now.

I’m so high all I hear is outotendi, messitendi, tendi

LETS GOOOO SPAIN

The way I screamed for the 2nd goal for Spain just to be denied.

God bless the player who protected the goal with his face against Messi’s kick. 😭

SPAIN WON, EAT THAT ARGENTINA

No one:

Me: wondering what I will do with my life now after the World Cup ended because I was emotionally invested.

Pain fail < pain no try

Man, I love my mom.

I entered my room to find it redecorated. Like new rug and a place to keep the things I didn't know where to put.

(I was out today)

🚨 important talk

I don’t think Internet Safety is talked about enough at all. When I talked about it with few people, they said I was being white or too dramatic.

So someone I know, her sister got kidnapped and the kidnappers are asking the family for a shit ton of money now.

Can you guess how this happened?

TikTok.

It’s not talked about how we can stay safe while posting on the internet, this doesn’t apply only to creators - it applies to everyone.

The things I personally know:
- don’t post anything until you leave
- don’t post frequent places you go to (unless it’s in private)
- don’t post photos from your window
- don’t post landmarks next your house

If there others tips, share them in the comment section.

🚀 Episode 2 is LIVE!

🎙 This time I sat down with Major John (Yohannes Fikru) to talk about game development in Ethiopia, building games from scratch, the local gaming industry, and what it really takes to become a game developer.

If you've ever wanted to make games, this one's for you. 🎮
📺 Watch now: https://youtu.be/eCR4kWr7KMs

The real struggle of life is wanting a snack vs wanting to look like a snack.

Why aren't there pet Telegram influencers? 🤔

People make Telegram channels for everything... so why not your pets?

I know more cat influencers than human influencers at this point, and honestly, my favorite creators I've worked with have been pet influencers.

Your dog or cat already has thousands of photos sitting in your gallery. Document their journey. Give them a Telegram channel. Let them become an internet celebrity.

I'd subscribe to a cat's routine and I'm happy to see their ugliest photos.

God make me creative as my body when it comes to finding new allergies and creating gunfan.

I feel like a Victorian kid.

Goodnight

Did u miss me?

Ik you did, don’t be shy

Instagram have been showing me reels on how to soft launch a boy friend, but little it knows I’m soft launching a project

The time will reveal, who will be soft launched first.

⡞⠳⣄⣀⣠⠞⢷ ֹ۪

No Type Errors Found

I thought love was just a string,
A line of words with little meaning.
Then you came into my program,
And suddenly every variable had a reason.

You're my boolean simple and true,
No "maybe," just true whenever I'm with you.
You turn every doubt into certainty,
Every false into possibility.

Your laugh overflows like an integer
That forgot its limits long ago.
And when we're apart,
My heart becomes a float,
Always carrying that tiny fraction of you.

You're the array where I keep
My favorite memories in order,
Though somehow every new moment
Finds room at the end.

We're like a dictionary,
You are the key,
I am the value,
And together we finally make sense.

Some people say love is complicated,
But ours is an object
Beautifully messy,
Full of little attributes
Only we understand.

If life throws null at us,
We'll fill the emptiness together.
If it raises an exception,
We'll catch it hand in hand.

And when this program reaches its final line,
I hope the compiler smiles and says:

"No type errors found."
Because you were always
The perfect match for me.

(satire) #thoughts

(hopeless romantic arc is more fun)

Roses are string,
Violets are blue,
Every boolean I've tested
Keeps returning false for you.

You were my favorite object,
A universe wrapped in {},
I searched every property
Just to find where your heart was kept.

I tried to cast my feelings
Into a type you'd understand,
But love isn't type safe
It slipped right through my hands.

You were a float,
Always just out of reach,
While I was an int,
Too rigid to meet you halfway.

I stored every memory
Inside an endless array,
Yet no matter the index,
You kept drifting away.

They said we were compatible,
That the compiler would agree,
But somewhere between parsing dreams
You became null to me.

Now I'm just a lonely char,
One letter from your name,
Wondering if we'd have been
A different class
In a different program.

And if there's one data type
I still don't understand,
It's how a heart can overflow
While its hands remain empty.

(satire) #thoughts pt2

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Make it short

I just finished watching this. I love how packed it is lol!!

I'm so done with this week and the coming week.