Women regret having abortions more than they regret keeping and caring for their babies. If you want less trauma—both physical and emotional—you'll fight to end abortion.

You make motherhood look so easy, even though it’s nearly as hard as my job. We’d be grimy, gross and late for everything if it weren’t for you. So please enjoy those flowers I picked up from Chevron earlier. Tend to them the way you tend to us. Admire them the way we admire you.

Nobody in Nashville recognizes us. To be fair, though, nobody recognizes us anywhere. We just happen to be going unrecognized in Nashville today.

https://twitter.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1392195628407697410?s=20

And they assure us they're just getting started.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-israel-mexican-border-colonial-pipeline

I’m not a racist. I have a black friend. @RealCandaceO

"We must always comply with CDC guidelines unless and until they become less restrictive." — Libs

She’s not going to like how much this costs.

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This obese teacher is berating a vaccinated kid for putting her life in danger. Do you think she talks like this to her Big Macs or ice cream? Or the treadmill she doesn’t use? Doubtful.

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1393273772535427072/pu/vid/828x596/Bwt8aVPbq8Qa-QMG.mp4?tag=12

Since the invention of the PragerU video, there have only been five that were rated the most perfect, the most pure. This one left them all behind.

https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee/status/1393661131982573569?s=21

Maybe the bike riders wearing masks instead of helmets have already fallen and landed on their heads and I missed it.

Consider placing your son in the care of someone sane who will neither deny him the freedom to live as a child should nor infect him with your paralyzing, irrational fears.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2021/05/14/covid-child-isnt-vaccinated-back-to-school/5090822001/

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Twitter can suspend every person who speaks the truth, but that won't change the truth. Men cannot give birth. And they cannot become women, either. Treating biology as if it's bigotry is anti-truth, anti-science, and anti-speech. It's as far from "progress" as you can get.

https://twitter.com/FoxBusiness/status/1394076470130221058?s=20

I never gave up my life.

I did give up Diet Coke recently. For two days.

A vaccinated Democrat stands atop a rock formation.

Meet Muhammad. I’m not sure why he subscribed to our Christian satire site in the first place, but I can’t say I’m sorry to see him go.

Good for them. They is so brave.

Cancel 👏🏻 transphobic 👏🏻 lesbians 👏🏻

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