Some loser photoshopped his face onto my body. smh

Fearmongering (noun): the action of deliberately arousing public fear or alarm about a particular issue.

https://twitter.com/dailycaller/status/1389654530015563785?s=21

Listen to this man. This is C.S Lewis on how new ways to die shouldn't change the way we live:

This isn’t fake; it’s as real as the mental illness of those who’ve bought it.

The Babylon Bee Fact-Checks 10 Controversial Statements From President Biden

https://bit.ly/3tjK0uw

Our page is still "restricted" as a result of this enforcement. 🤦‍♂️

https://twitter.com/the_kyle_mann/status/1387498645516263426?s=21

The Democrats brazenly work through big tech to suppress political opposition and speech they don’t like. They can do through private companies what the constitution prohibits, unless and until something is done about it.

“Okay kids, the next book we’re going to read is called ‘Keep Me Safe.’ It’s about all the stupid, irrational, unscientific things you need to do to make me and other adults who suffer from the same mental illness as me feel better.”

Why is “Live Photo” still an option on iOS? Has anyone ever used it on purpose?

The fact that The New York Times did something stupid is no more newsworthy than the daily rising of the sun.

https://twitter.com/robferdman/status/1389941225747320837?s=21

I predict Greta Thunberg will still be alive in 20 years talking about how we're all going to die if we don't act soon. And she'll be rich somehow.

The officer could have tried to reason with this man. Or he could have fired a warning shot into the air. Or he could have shot himself to deescalate the situation. But no, he was bloodthirsty and went for the kill.

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1390418943609872389/pu/vid/528x480/nmYq9r0s6WANIgW6.mp4?tag=12

Oh wait, the guy he shot was white. Never mind. This one was justified.

Last-minute gift ideas: Play golf on Mother's Day so she gets 5 hours of quality time with the kids. Or put the kids alone in a room with unlimited glue and glitter to make her a sweet card. You can't go wrong with these tips.

https://bit.ly/3nX989g

"What are we supposed to do with these drinks?" the woman asked.

"I don't know," said the grinning man. "We're so stupid. Let's throw them away."

Imagine if Roger Federer transitioned to Regina.

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1390368612687519744?s=20

Now that’s a real gentleman. #consentmatters

If only her family were as privileged as even the poorest of white folks. Shame on America for oppressing these people.

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1391035425943429124?s=20

Women regret having abortions more than they regret keeping and caring for their babies. If you want less trauma—both physical and emotional—you'll fight to end abortion.

You make motherhood look so easy, even though it’s nearly as hard as my job. We’d be grimy, gross and late for everything if it weren’t for you. So please enjoy those flowers I picked up from Chevron earlier. Tend to them the way you tend to us. Admire them the way we admire you.