I want things to be scheduled, I just also want them to never happen. This is not unreasonable.
Our satire site gets flagged for spreading “harmful misinformation” all the time, but it’s the real news media that led this woman to believe—falsely and dangerously—that she’d be murdered if she were pulled over.
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Fearmongering (noun): the action of deliberately arousing public fear or alarm about a particular issue.
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BIDEN: "There's one fact I want every American to know: People who are not fully vaccinated can still die everyday from COVID-19."
Our page is still "restricted" as a result of this enforcement. 🤦♂️
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Another day, another @TheBabylonBee post deleted by Facebook. Our article "Dr. Fauci Reminds Everyone That We Will Only Have To Wear Masks Until Humans Evolve Organic Face Coverings At Birth" is said to be misinformation that could cause physical harm. 🤦♂️
Why is “Live Photo” still an option on iOS? Has anyone ever used it on purpose?
The fact that The New York Times did something stupid is no more newsworthy than the daily rising of the sun.
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The New York Times published an article about how some people don't like that Billie Eilish Vogue cover. And the entire thing hinges on one person (bot?) who didn't like it: a Twitter user with 3 followers who joined the platform in December and has only…
I predict Greta Thunberg will still be alive in 20 years talking about how we're all going to die if we don't act soon. And she'll be rich somehow.
The officer could have tried to reason with this man. Or he could have fired a warning shot into the air. Or he could have shot himself to deescalate the situation. But no, he was bloodthirsty and went for the kill.
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Last-minute gift ideas: Play golf on Mother's Day so she gets 5 hours of quality time with the kids. Or put the kids alone in a room with unlimited glue and glitter to make her a sweet card. You can't go wrong with these tips.
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10 Last-Minute Mother's Day Gift Ideas For Your Wife Since We Know You Forgot
Mother's Day is this Sunday, and you completely forgot. Oh no!
Imagine if Roger Federer transitioned to Regina.
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A 43 year old transgender weightlifter from New Zealand, who became a woman at age 35, is about to make the Olympics and beat a bunch of women’s asses in weightlifting competitions.outkick.com/transgender-we…