Seth Dillon
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Seth Dillon
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7.02K subscribers
Seth Dillon
She better hope she never needs a hero. She might have to call 911, and that would be awkward.

https://twitter.com/chrissyclark_/status/1387842464845869056?s=21
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Chrissy Clark
WATCH: A student at Cypress College in California was berated by his professor for arguing that police are heroes and belong on children's shows.
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Seth Dillon
In the sequel to The Wolf of Wall Street, the real Jordan Belfort shares Babylon Bee articles with his friends instead of Quaaludes and hookers.
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Seth Dillon
Why’s The Onion subtweeting me?

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1388178879240605697?s=20
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The Onion
Devastated Man Questions How Economy Recovering From Pandemic If He Only Made $4.1 Million In Q1 bit.ly/3vzzd0S
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Seth Dillon
The desire to see hatred where it isn’t is evil.

https://twitter.com/thr/status/1387835632941031426?s=21
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The Hollywood Reporter
‘Jeopardy!’ winner slammed for allegedly holding up a white power hand gesture after a group of former contestants on the show sent an open letter accusing the producers of missing it. #THRNews
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Seth Dillon
Gas prices will soon make this move cost prohibitive.

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1388035695000932354/pu/vid/848x448/qRzcL0IeA2Tc_jUJ.mp4?tag=12
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Seth Dillon
cLuMp oF CeLLs

https://twitter.com/camellia_alexan/status/1387795056698937348?s=21
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Camellia 🎨
24 week baby 🥺
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Seth Dillon
“Give up your child’s freedom, comfort, and sense of normalcy for my safety,” says the person calling you selfish.
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Put another way, hardly anyone thinks we're more united now, and even fewer give Biden credit for it.

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1388968935828213764?s=20
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ABC News
23% of Americans think the country has become more united since Pres. Biden took office, according to a new @ABC News/Ipsos poll. Among this group, an overwhelming 87% give Biden credit.abcn.ws/3taknMv
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Seth Dillon
A good assistant should always remind you of upcoming meetings and calls that need to be canceled so you can do literally anything else.
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Seth Dillon
I want things to be scheduled, I just also want them to never happen. This is not unreasonable.
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Seth Dillon
Our satire site gets flagged for spreading “harmful misinformation” all the time, but it’s the real news media that led this woman to believe—falsely and dangerously—that she’d be murdered if she were pulled over.

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1389344718165667840/pu/vid/1280x720/aDSKf3zOeZwJAATm.mp4?tag=12
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Also, she’s a raging racist.
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Seth Dillon
Some loser photoshopped his face onto my body. smh
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Seth Dillon
Fearmongering (noun): the action of deliberately arousing public fear or alarm about a particular issue.

https://twitter.com/dailycaller/status/1389654530015563785?s=21
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Daily Caller
BIDEN: "There's one fact I want every American to know: People who are not fully vaccinated can still die everyday from COVID-19."
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Seth Dillon
Listen to this man. This is C.S Lewis on how new ways to die shouldn't change the way we live:
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Seth Dillon
This isn’t fake; it’s as real as the mental illness of those who’ve bought it.
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The Babylon Bee Fact-Checks 10 Controversial Statements From President Biden

https://bit.ly/3tjK0uw
The Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee Fact-Checks 10 Controversial Statements From President Biden
It's hard to know what's true these days. That's why our fact-checkers work around the clock to protect you from dangerous misinformation that could lead your feeble little mind astray.
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Seth Dillon
Our page is still "restricted" as a result of this enforcement. 🤦‍♂️

https://twitter.com/the_kyle_mann/status/1387498645516263426?s=21
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Kyle Mann, boop/bop/beep
Another day, another @TheBabylonBee post deleted by Facebook. Our article "Dr. Fauci Reminds Everyone That We Will Only Have To Wear Masks Until Humans Evolve Organic Face Coverings At Birth" is said to be misinformation that could cause physical harm. 🤦‍♂️
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Seth Dillon
The Democrats brazenly work through big tech to suppress political opposition and speech they don’t like. They can do through private companies what the constitution prohibits, unless and until something is done about it.
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Seth Dillon
“Okay kids, the next book we’re going to read is called ‘Keep Me Safe.’ It’s about all the stupid, irrational, unscientific things you need to do to make me and other adults who suffer from the same mental illness as me feel better.”
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