Reasonable people will wonder: If masks work, why are there so many red activities for mask wearers? And if vaccines work, why are there masks on the vaccinated?

And here’s Biden today — vaccinated and outdoors by himself — wearing a mask.

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1387121225298857988?s=20

According to science, there’s only one safe activity that requires neither a mask nor a vaccine.

Putting a mask over this kid’s face should be a crime.

Answering "What does the science say?" is not as straightforward as some want it to be. Not all statements made by scientists are statements of science. They interpret evidence, offer opinions, and often reach radically different conclusions for reasons both valid and fallacious.

Hiring women is great because they’re so affordable, but they tend to get pregnant and ask for vacation time when the baby is born. Just keep that in mind.

What they’re not willing to risk is losing the ability to shame others and virtue signal about how caring and compassionate they are. The mask is an outward sign of their superiority and commitment to the common good. Therefore, it stays.

If science could talk, I don't think it would recommend wearing a mask while running, competitively or otherwise.

https://www.theblaze.com/news/video-high-school-runner-who-collapsed-speaks-out?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

What could be more idiotic and cruel than making kids wear masks while they run outdoors? The people who enforce this nonsense are in no way "loving their neighbors." They're maniacs and their delusions are dangerous.

I’d say death—you know, the thing abortion leads to—is even worse.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2276018-multiple-negative-events-before-birth-could-lead-to-poor-mental-health/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_campaign=echobox&utm_medium=social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1619639317

UPDATE: NY Times FORCED to Answer Veritas’s Defamation Lawsuit – NYT Admits They Did Not Contact Veritas’s Named Sources for Comment; Admits Astor Article WRONG About MN Law; Claims Articles Are Opinion While Admitting Reporters Not Opinion Writers

https://www.projectveritas.com/news/update-new-york-times-forced-to-answer-veritass-defamation-lawsuit-nyt/

“I’m a moderate radical,” said the married bachelor.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/28/politics/joe-biden-joint-address-to-congress/index.html

I don’t feel sorry for you, Kyle. This is what happens when you traffic in misinformation under the guise of satire.

https://twitter.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1387498645516263426?s=20

Kevin Roose—the tech reporter for NYT who said we capitalize on confusion by skirting the line between misinformation and satire—just blocked me for mocking him. These people can't stand to be confronted with the truth (or their role in suppressing/distorting it).

I'm verified on Instagram now, so you can be confident the misinformation is really coming from me. instagram.com/beechief/

She better hope she never needs a hero. She might have to call 911, and that would be awkward.

https://twitter.com/chrissyclark_/status/1387842464845869056?s=21

In the sequel to The Wolf of Wall Street, the real Jordan Belfort shares Babylon Bee articles with his friends instead of Quaaludes and hookers.

Why’s The Onion subtweeting me?

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1388178879240605697?s=20

The desire to see hatred where it isn’t is evil.

https://twitter.com/thr/status/1387835632941031426?s=21

Gas prices will soon make this move cost prohibitive.

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1388035695000932354/pu/vid/848x448/qRzcL0IeA2Tc_jUJ.mp4?tag=12

cLuMp oF CeLLs

https://twitter.com/camellia_alexan/status/1387795056698937348?s=21