You've gotta love how the lefties are suddenly willing to acknowledge we're a satire site when it affords them an opportunity to dunk on a Republican.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1361134064049209348?s=21

I just preordered Fighting for Life, by Lila Rose. Looks like a few other people had the same idea.

"If you're not first, you're last." — Ricky Bobby

Sorry to interrupt this important work, but can you fact check the claims that Ma’Khia Bryant was just a "baby" whose life, according to BLM, was “stolen” in an incident the White House described as “police violence”?

https://twitter.com/snopes/status/1386851611558006784?s=21

Sir, I'd like to sell you an overpriced t-shirt with this message on it.

Don't call the cops when you see kids wearing masks.

Do call the cops when you see kids stabbing each other.

Staying healthy while staying sane is hard.

https://twitter.com/wakeupfromcovid/status/1386730991834763264?s=20

Child birth is hard for men and women in different ways. I remember when our first was born, my wife labored all night and kept me awake. Then we got to the hospital and there weren't any good snacks.

Look at this chart. Are they trying to say—as clearly and unmistakably as possible—that people who get the vaccine are suckers?

https://twitter.com/albamonica/status/1387080370303209474?s=20

Reasonable people will wonder: If masks work, why are there so many red activities for mask wearers? And if vaccines work, why are there masks on the vaccinated?

And here’s Biden today — vaccinated and outdoors by himself — wearing a mask.

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1387121225298857988?s=20

According to science, there’s only one safe activity that requires neither a mask nor a vaccine.

Putting a mask over this kid’s face should be a crime.

Answering "What does the science say?" is not as straightforward as some want it to be. Not all statements made by scientists are statements of science. They interpret evidence, offer opinions, and often reach radically different conclusions for reasons both valid and fallacious.

Hiring women is great because they’re so affordable, but they tend to get pregnant and ask for vacation time when the baby is born. Just keep that in mind.

What they’re not willing to risk is losing the ability to shame others and virtue signal about how caring and compassionate they are. The mask is an outward sign of their superiority and commitment to the common good. Therefore, it stays.

If science could talk, I don't think it would recommend wearing a mask while running, competitively or otherwise.

https://www.theblaze.com/news/video-high-school-runner-who-collapsed-speaks-out?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

What could be more idiotic and cruel than making kids wear masks while they run outdoors? The people who enforce this nonsense are in no way "loving their neighbors." They're maniacs and their delusions are dangerous.

I’d say death—you know, the thing abortion leads to—is even worse.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2276018-multiple-negative-events-before-birth-could-lead-to-poor-mental-health/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_campaign=echobox&utm_medium=social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1619639317

UPDATE: NY Times FORCED to Answer Veritas’s Defamation Lawsuit – NYT Admits They Did Not Contact Veritas’s Named Sources for Comment; Admits Astor Article WRONG About MN Law; Claims Articles Are Opinion While Admitting Reporters Not Opinion Writers

https://www.projectveritas.com/news/update-new-york-times-forced-to-answer-veritass-defamation-lawsuit-nyt/